Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Like a crow, I tell you!

Sometimes, just sometimes....I get distracted.
(Don't start with me~ )
I think I'm really a crow in human form.

Seems I am on the path with a great directive and then, BAM!
"Oooh, what's that over there?" Something shiny? Ooooooo.....
Yeah, pretty much sums it up.

I have come down with the crud/cough that Mitch brought into my home.
Thank you Mitchell.
I am prone to bronchitis. BUT, I have been bronchitis free for about 2 years now.
It might have something to do with taking Gueyafenisun for my Fibromyalgia. What the heck it that you ask? Pretty much Mucinex.( The side effects tend to block pain.)
Until your body catches on and one day, says, more.
Which is where I am at. So I am leaving to visit Breanne and Danny in 4 days and I do not want this crud to go with me.
So I am racking my brain trying to figure out how in the heck I have avoided colds for the past few. And, like a crow, I have gotten so distracted with other things, I can't see the zebra from the horses!
Until, one shining moment this afternoon, I remembered!
* angels singing Tahhhhh dahhhhhhere*
I swear by this. I had done so much research into this that I am pretty sure I have a grant somewhere.
Blogs and articles have spoken about how the peroxide, once poured into your ears, travels thru the canals and attack the cold bugs ( for lack of medical term) and end your cold misery.One guy said his mom started when he was a wee lad and as an adult, he has continued once a week. And to this day, has never had a cold/bronchitis, strep etc
When you pour it in, you must have your head laying flat.
Then you will hear a fire crackling sound...this means it is working. Stay lying down for 10 minutes. Switch sides, apply same.

So, by this time tomorrow, I anticipate being MUCH better than I feel right now.
If I could, I would send locusts to plague Mitchell for bringing this into our home. But since I live here, that might not be the best answer.
To top it off, I recall Danny having a coughy cold thing for forever and all this time, I could have corralled him and put peroxide in his ears and he would be better! Watch out son, I am coming to Alabama and I WILL put peroxide in your ears if Apollo and Breanne have to hold you down!
Unless, I continue on in my crow vein and become distracted once again.....

No comments:

Post a Comment